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OBAMA + OSAMA =DRAMA… :-D

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Its a message from a worker of Nintendo! Nice message big guy.

Amazing

Just a amazing pic in which a cute cat is trying to eat that bowl,its very funny.

Monster Fish

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Oh no,is that a real fish yes it is.That’s why i named it “Monster Fish”.

Amazing Hands

Wow thats the amazing pic by a great artist,I just forgot the name! But anyway its pretty cool! and hand in pic moves if you click on pic to increase the size and than watch it!

Dancing Cat

Ohh yeh,you just that dancing cat.Yup thats a lovely cat and most of peoples thinks its funny but i think its funnier that the cat looks scared other than dancing.Woah maybe the cat just want to crawl on my screen.Ohh i got it its a spider cat leaving home for secret mission! but its very sweet maybe my co-star in my personal movie,named as the “Spidey Cat and Doodle boy”.

Morphed Pictures of Balakrishna

Read this funny stuff below ....
Our Tollywood shooting star Balayya (Balakrishna) is travelling in aflight and happensto get a seat beside no other than Tom hanks himself. but Balayya doesntknow that he is Tom Hanks. their conversation goes like this -

NBK: hello. (smiles and shakes his head)

Tom Hanks: hi, how do u do

NBK: great. i am returning from nandeeswarudu shooting in LA

Tom Hanks: really ? cool. i am an actor myself

NBK: i am a great actor

Tom Hanks: says who

NBK: myself

Tom Hanks: (blank face) Good for you. they say i am a good actor too. iwona couple oscars also

NBK: i won a couple vamsee berkeley awards

Tom Hanks: i can see that

NBK: my father was greatest actor in the world

Tom Hanks: (surprised) dont tell me you are paul newman's only son

NBK: i am tenth son of NTR

Tom Hanks: who is NTR

NBK: he is the greatest actor in the world

Tom Hanks: wow and all these days i was wondering if that would be paulnewman or peter sellers. can you name a movie of your father's ?

NBK: superman

Tom Hanks: now you confuse me. i thought christopher reeves was superman

NBK: acting is in my blood

Tom Hanks: interesting. i have haemoglobin in my blood

NBK: my father was a great actor

Tom Hanks: youve said that before

NBK: ok. theres not much more to talk for me

Tom Hanks: i would love to see some of your work

NBK: (pulls a vhs out of his bag) here watch this

Tom Hanks: what is it

NBK: its my latest movie seema simham . which means lion of the area

Tom Hanks: interesting. what is it about

NBK: it is about two friends. one of them kills the others kid. now theother guy wants to kill this guy's kid. but the fact is that this one'skid becomes the other one's kid and in the end they have the same kid.

Tom Hanks: (turning towards air hostess) can i be moved to a differentseat please

NBK: (smiles and shakes head)

After conversation with balaiah he moved to a another seat in the sameflight and it happens to be a next seat of Jr.NTR.

EVen Jr.Ntr does this Tom HanksTheir conversation goes like this:



Tom Hanks: I couldn't belive that guy was saying his father "NTR" wasthegreatest actor in the world.


Jr.NTR: Nandamuri TAraka Rama RAo, NTR, is the greatest actor in theworldand my babai (uncle) is next to him


Tom Hanks (with a surprise): Who are you?


Jr.NTR : I am the true successor of the great legend NTR.


Tom Hanks: Anyway, who are you???


Jr.NTR: NTR is my tata garu: it means his my grand father. He is alwayswith me even though he is in the heaven. MY babai....


Tom Hanks: (cuts his conversation and says) Oh God, are you also anactor?

Jr.NTR: Yes, Even though my babai doesn't talk to me his blessing arealways with me. His movies are inspired me. My babi and my tata ...


Tom Hanks: (again ineterrupts his talk and he doesn't want to talkanymoreabout movies and he wants to shift the conversation to something else)ARe you married?


Jr.NTR: NO, but, I fell in love with the beautiful girl in the world.
Tom Hanks with a surprise looks) dont tell me you are in love withKournikova


Jr.NTR: No, I am in love with Aarti agarwal


Tom Hanks: Who is she?


JR.NTR : you dont know her (surprise in his face). She is pretty, Icannotexplain it you. But, I promised my mom and to the industry people that Inever propose her to marry me.

Tom Honks: Why?

Jr.NTR: They think it spoils my carrer.

Tom Hanks: Dont say that Holly wood industry said to you like that

Jr.NTR: NO Tollywood industry. My tata and my babai are responsible forraising of tollywood industry to this level. MY babai acted in two greatmovies. He really inspired me......

Tom Honks ( angry, frustrated and cuts his bajana and asks): what isyourname?

Jr.NTR: NTR, my mother put this name because my tata and my babai......

Tom Hanks is so confused and ready to get down of that flight at nextstopbecause the next available empty seat is besides no other thanMr.Nandamuri Tarakaratna.

Here is the latest news abt Balayya's Latest Movie ....( seriously ..!) 
Ambica Krishna wants to repeat the magic with the crew of block buster movie Lorry Driver . He is teaming up with B.Gopal , Nandamuri Andagadu "BalaKrishna" and Herione VijayaSanthi ( yes there she iz , kartavyam vijayasanthi's come back !) Wanna know about the story details , keep reading and enjoy ... 
The story is "free_make" to recent bollywood flick Rang De Basanthi , the crew recently registered balayya movie as "Rangu ivvu Santhi" .... With tag line "A generation Acts !!" Star Cast , Five Collegeates being BalaKrishna(Aamir Khan role) and rest of the chaps being Jr NTR ,Tarak Ratna, Nandamuri Kalyan Ram , the cool gal role being played by VijayaSanthi , guess the role of Madavan , its none oth er than "Tiger " Nanda Muri Hari Krishna ... Director B.Gopal well known for his Mass flicks direct's this movie after thorough custmization to telugu nativity , Recent Sex Bomb Mallika Sherawat plays (the role that of the foreign gal ), coming from Mumbai want to make a documentary on "Sardar PapaRayadu", her grandfather being a cook at a jail loong back .. 
Producer Ambika Krishna is planning to bring HollyWood Graphic Aritistes to make Digital Imaging of Sr NTR for a cameo role for the Flash Back scenes ... 
Music Director Mani Sharma composes nine groovy tunes , the title song being again a mass song , " Rangula Santhi , Hangula Santhi .. Pongulu Isthava .. " a peppy number being canned on balayya babu in virgin foriegn locations of recently layed FootPaths in East Africa (as per our film reporter ) Muhurat Shot being shot recently with som e cool collegeates flirting and dancing in the suburbs of hyderabad and some shouting their hart throb hero "Chimpu Chimpu ... " ( Balayya's youthfulname in movie) , he is seen drinking "Kallu seesa" with Jr NTR climbing on a rock and bending behind ( one shud see RDB , to know what ballayya is trying to do ..) Although controversies from Blue Cross are heard for BGopal ordered several hundreds of monkeys for some vital scenes ...
Ambika krishna denied any such allegations .. 
Ambika Krishna arranged a press meet after the muhurat shot , where balayya expressed his confidence that film wud run 300 days in 300 centers all over world .. Hari krishna expressed his happiness for working with his entire family .. 
Jr NTR said he has been waiting for the right script and atlast they all cud do it .. B Gopal kept a low profile and wanted his work to speak , even Vijaya santhi left early and said she wud speak on 300 days celebrations

NBK FLU

Incredible Andrapradesh 



Government of Swarnandhra Pradesh
GO No C12/34-94/2006.
Hyderabad.



Reg: To all the viewers of Nandamuri Balakrisha Movies . 


Here the Govt.of Swarnandhra Pradesh has taken a decision for the viewers of Nandamuri Balakrishna .The decisions as fallows

1.Govt will not liable for the people, who will die after watching his movie. 


2.Newly married couple are strictly prohibited to watch his movie. Court will not provide them a divorce if they would have seen his movies earlier 6 months . 

3.Below 21 age are prohibited to watch his movies .if he would have seen his movie earlier 6 months then he will not allowed to get a seat in a reputed educational institutions. To track the people watching his movies ,each spectator will be marked on his buttock with heated iron round symbol as how buffalos are marked before entering in to theater. 

4.Age 45 and more are strictly prohibited to watch his movies . Organizations must take under taken letter from all the employees, and that letter must state that, if he watches his movies he will not be allowed to obtain his pensions after his retirement. 

5.Medical shops should not sell any poisons surrounding the areas where NBK?s movie is playing . Violators will be prosecuted.

6.Fashion designers are advised to not design any specials for NBK. 

7.The people watching NBK movies will be considered as untouchable now on. Now on wards Swarnandhra people are divided in to two groups such as ?Touchable? and ?Untouchable?. 

8.Strictly actions against NBK?S producers .They will be kept away from the Producers associations . Even they will not be allowed at temple steps to beg after the failures of their movies.

9.Travell agents are strictly warned especially for SUMOs , Quallis and Bulloaro . they are not allowed to give a rent for NBK movies .if they violate GO , their license and road permissions will be abandoned .

10.Special warnings to actresses, they should not act with NBK as a second wife role . if they play as a second wife role ,she will not be allowed to marry a virgin bachelor man in her real life . 

11.Triple star warnings to Script writers ,they are not allowed to use ?dynasty ? in telugu ? VAMSHAM? word for ever . If they violate this point ,the script writers ?vamsham? will be jailed as long as he is alive . 

12. Hotels ,restaurants and pubs are advised to not play NBK?s songs . They should consider the money the customers paying . They are requested to not disappoint any customer by playing his songs . 

13.Producers are strictly instructed ,they must not release the movie until and unless it is telecasted in Gemini,Etv and Maa Tv. 

14. Banks are advised that not to provide housing loans and vehicle loans to NBK fans . They must remember that the beneficiary ?s life is no longer safe after NBK ?s movie release . House has unanimously accepted the bill and will be affective from this mid night. This actions are taken on the statistic we are provided .

NBK flu is more pathetic then Bird flu.

Cheers Member of Swarnandhra

PART - II Starts

Amazing Miniature Weapons (Small or Tiny weapons)

More often than none, war inspires art. The deadly weapons have gained themselves a unique position in temporary art, ranging from imposing home ornaments to beautiful engraving patterns. You don’t have to be a serial killer to admire the delicacy and power of these miniature weapons listed below. They can be old school weapons like guns, cannons or anything.

World’s Smallest Working Revolver:

A product from the Swiss gunsmith SwissMiniGun was officially crowned the world’s smallest working revolver by Guinness World Records. Less than 2.2 inches long, this revolver has all the features of a real-sized gun,  and is powerful enough to kill you from short range. This tiny lethal toy is banned in the US.

Deadly Tiny Cannon:

As small as a finger nail, this cannon can make the most timid kid utter in awe for its cuteness. But don’t let its appearance fool you, this miniature cannon holds the power as fearful as that of the real one. With little gunpowder, a steel ball, and a cigarette to light the fuse, this tiny toy can dig a hole through a coke can, destroy a light bulb, or smash a glass mug into thousands of pieces.

Microminiature Tank:

Made of entirely gold, this tiny tank can rest on the open face of a sliced apple seed. It was created by Aldunin from Moscow as part of his microminiature art collection. The artist uses superglue, syringes, and toothpicks as his tools.

Microminiature AK-47:

It took 6 months for Aldunin to finish this microminiature masterpiece. This mini AK-47 is made of gold, and consists of 34 individual parts. It is so tiny that it can be housed comfortably inside the head of a matchstick.

16th Century British Wheel Lock Pistol:

This 1/6 scale 16th Century British wheel lock pistol was beautifully crafted by Xu Yan from China, a country where private gun ownership is prohibited. The gun consists of 56 separate parts. The pistol is complete with a presentation case and tools needed to load and fire the weapon.

The fastest car in the world!

The Bugatti Veyron EB 16.4 is a rear mid-engined grand touring car. The Super Sport version is the fastest road-legal car in the world, with a top speed of 431.07 km/h (267.85 mph).[4] The original version has a top speed of 408.00 km/h (253.52 mph).Buggati is a great car but it also need a lot of money for a person to buy it and after that you have to take care of it! Its really comfortable and if you are going on about 400 km/h than it feels like you are going about 120 km/h! which is really good for a car!

Facebook in the year 2005

This is the facebook profile picture in year 2005 and this is much different from today's facebook profile.And at that time it was only open for University Students and all the features were basic and it was known as "The Facebook" at that time! As it was created for students to stay connected with one another after they will leave for another place to complete their studies!And with the time it got better and better ,and today its the most famous site and biggest social network at the time it challenged its competitor "My Space" .But its unique and its Billionaire Owner Mark is the Youngest Billionaire ,only due to Facebook! Facebook also founded their Advertsing system by which people can advertise and ads will show on peoples with same interest as the Ad have selected and you can choose age,sex,location and other interests of people who will view your ad! So that system become popular and Facebook is earning from it.And it is found that most people don't click on Facebook ads,i mean mostly! and i am also one of them who never ever clicked on their ad.Whatever but it still the Most Famous Social Network and the wealthiest one and getting profit too.

“Rotating Snake” Illusion

First the orig­i­nal “Ro­tat­ing Snake” <http://​www.​ritsumei.​ac.​jp/​~ak­i­taoka/rotsnake.​gif> by Akiyoshi Ki­taoka, mod­i­fied just a lit­tle:

Back­ground – In the image above the strong (and beau­ti­ful) ro­ta­tion of the “wheels” oc­curs in re­la­tion to eye move­ments. On steady fix­a­tion the ef­fect van­ishes. For an ex­plana­tory hy­poth­e­sis, view the an­i­ma­tion on the right. You ma y wish to press the ‘Stop’ but­ton after a while … it gets on one’s nerves ;-). See also Backus & Oruc 2004 for their ex­pla­na­tion. What to ob­serve Even when fix­at­ing steadily, il­lu­sory mo­tion oc­curs on ap­pear­ance/ dis­ap­pear­ance Il­lu­sion does not de­pend on colour Ro­ta­tion di­rec­tion de­pends on the po­lar­ity of the lu­mi­nance steps (I arranged these to evoke a “gear­box ef­fect” here, by mir­ror­ing the im­ages ap­pro­pri­ately) Strength of il­lu­sion de­pends strongly on back­ground lu­mi­nance. The back­ground lu­mi­nance slowly ramps from 0% to 100% au­to­mat­i­cally, or you can use the slider. The il­lu­sion­ary ro­ta­tion is strongest for 50% gray (exact value will de­pend on your mon­i­tor ‘gamma’). Com­ment As Ki­taoka & Ashida (2003) de­scribe, asym­met­ric lu­mi­nance steps are re­quired. Pre­sum­ably ap­pear­ance of these trig­gers mo­tion de­tec­tors (as in the an­i­ma­tion on the right). I as­sume that the ac­tual mech­a­nism is quite sim­i­lar to the “Ro­tat­ing Spokes” il­lu­sion, where asym­met­ric lu­mi­nance steps occur as well. Gre­gory & Heard (1983) were the first to de­scribe that asym­met­ric lu­mi­nance steps cause il­lu­sory move­ment. A “Stress Test”? – No! Re­peat­edly, I was sent such pic­tures with the as­ser­tion that they com­prise a stress test (and some of the peo­ple send­ing me this were deeply wor­ried). And I just found a web page en­ti­tled “test on­line the level of stress” (I will not link to it) which con­tains these state­ments “For a nor­mal per­son, they should all move at a slow pace, barely ro­tat­ing. The slower the pic­tures ro­tate, the bet­ter your abil­ity of han­dling stress: Al­legedly, crim­i­nals see stress test im­ages mov­ing and spin­ning around madly, while se­niors and chil­dren see them still…” This is utter BS!   Don’t get alarmed.   For one, the ef­fect de­pends on eye move­ments, and these are known to dif­fer markedly be­tween sub­jects with­out re­lat­ing clearly to psy­cho­log­i­cal traits. Fur­ther, a few peo­ple do not see it at all (could be around 5%, among them a very renowned vi­sion sci­en­tist), in spite of ap­pro­pri­ate eye move­ments. There are no ac­tual data show­ing re­la­tions to stress (or age), so don't dis­tress your­self when you see it ro­tat­ing strongly or not at all. Sources Gre­gory RL, Heard PF (1983) Vi­sual dis­so­ci­a­tions of move­ment, po­si­tion, and stereo depth: Some phe­nom­e­nal phe­nom­ena. Quar­terly Jour­nal of Ex­per­i­men­tal Psy­chol­ogy 35A:217–237 [PDF] Ki­taoka A, Ashida H (2003) Phe­nom­e­nal char­ac­ter­is­tics of the pe­riph­eral drift il­lu­sion. VI­SION 15:261–262 Backus & Oruc 2004 VSS pre­sen­ta­tion ab­stract + back­ground ma­te­r­ial [seems no longer avail­able] Con­way BR, Ki­taoka A, Yaz­dan­bakhsh A, Pack CC, & Liv­ing­stone MS (2005) Neural basis for a pow­er­ful sta­tic mo­tion il­lu­sion. J Neu­rosci 25:5651–5656 Backus & Oruc (2005) Il­lu­sory mo­tion from change over time in the re­sponse to con­trast and lu­mi­nance. Jour­nal of Vi­sion 5:1055–1069