Morphed Pictures of Balakrishna

Read this funny stuff below ....
Our Tollywood shooting star Balayya (Balakrishna) is travelling in aflight and happensto get a seat beside no other than Tom hanks himself. but Balayya doesntknow that he is Tom Hanks. their conversation goes like this -

NBK: hello. (smiles and shakes his head)

Tom Hanks: hi, how do u do

NBK: great. i am returning from nandeeswarudu shooting in LA

Tom Hanks: really ? cool. i am an actor myself

NBK: i am a great actor

Tom Hanks: says who

NBK: myself

Tom Hanks: (blank face) Good for you. they say i am a good actor too. iwona couple oscars also

NBK: i won a couple vamsee berkeley awards

Tom Hanks: i can see that

NBK: my father was greatest actor in the world

Tom Hanks: (surprised) dont tell me you are paul newman's only son

NBK: i am tenth son of NTR

Tom Hanks: who is NTR

NBK: he is the greatest actor in the world

Tom Hanks: wow and all these days i was wondering if that would be paulnewman or peter sellers. can you name a movie of your father's ?

NBK: superman

Tom Hanks: now you confuse me. i thought christopher reeves was superman

NBK: acting is in my blood

Tom Hanks: interesting. i have haemoglobin in my blood

NBK: my father was a great actor

Tom Hanks: youve said that before

NBK: ok. theres not much more to talk for me

Tom Hanks: i would love to see some of your work

NBK: (pulls a vhs out of his bag) here watch this

Tom Hanks: what is it

NBK: its my latest movie seema simham . which means lion of the area

Tom Hanks: interesting. what is it about

NBK: it is about two friends. one of them kills the others kid. now theother guy wants to kill this guy's kid. but the fact is that this one'skid becomes the other one's kid and in the end they have the same kid.

Tom Hanks: (turning towards air hostess) can i be moved to a differentseat please

NBK: (smiles and shakes head)

After conversation with balaiah he moved to a another seat in the sameflight and it happens to be a next seat of Jr.NTR.

EVen Jr.Ntr does this Tom HanksTheir conversation goes like this:



Tom Hanks: I couldn't belive that guy was saying his father "NTR" wasthegreatest actor in the world.


Jr.NTR: Nandamuri TAraka Rama RAo, NTR, is the greatest actor in theworldand my babai (uncle) is next to him


Tom Hanks (with a surprise): Who are you?


Jr.NTR : I am the true successor of the great legend NTR.


Tom Hanks: Anyway, who are you???


Jr.NTR: NTR is my tata garu: it means his my grand father. He is alwayswith me even though he is in the heaven. MY babai....


Tom Hanks: (cuts his conversation and says) Oh God, are you also anactor?

Jr.NTR: Yes, Even though my babai doesn't talk to me his blessing arealways with me. His movies are inspired me. My babi and my tata ...


Tom Hanks: (again ineterrupts his talk and he doesn't want to talkanymoreabout movies and he wants to shift the conversation to something else)ARe you married?


Jr.NTR: NO, but, I fell in love with the beautiful girl in the world.
Tom Hanks with a surprise looks) dont tell me you are in love withKournikova


Jr.NTR: No, I am in love with Aarti agarwal


Tom Hanks: Who is she?


JR.NTR : you dont know her (surprise in his face). She is pretty, Icannotexplain it you. But, I promised my mom and to the industry people that Inever propose her to marry me.

Tom Honks: Why?

Jr.NTR: They think it spoils my carrer.

Tom Hanks: Dont say that Holly wood industry said to you like that

Jr.NTR: NO Tollywood industry. My tata and my babai are responsible forraising of tollywood industry to this level. MY babai acted in two greatmovies. He really inspired me......

Tom Honks ( angry, frustrated and cuts his bajana and asks): what isyourname?

Jr.NTR: NTR, my mother put this name because my tata and my babai......

Tom Hanks is so confused and ready to get down of that flight at nextstopbecause the next available empty seat is besides no other thanMr.Nandamuri Tarakaratna.

Here is the latest news abt Balayya's Latest Movie ....( seriously ..!) 
Ambica Krishna wants to repeat the magic with the crew of block buster movie Lorry Driver . He is teaming up with B.Gopal , Nandamuri Andagadu "BalaKrishna" and Herione VijayaSanthi ( yes there she iz , kartavyam vijayasanthi's come back !) Wanna know about the story details , keep reading and enjoy ... 
The story is "free_make" to recent bollywood flick Rang De Basanthi , the crew recently registered balayya movie as "Rangu ivvu Santhi" .... With tag line "A generation Acts !!" Star Cast , Five Collegeates being BalaKrishna(Aamir Khan role) and rest of the chaps being Jr NTR ,Tarak Ratna, Nandamuri Kalyan Ram , the cool gal role being played by VijayaSanthi , guess the role of Madavan , its none oth er than "Tiger " Nanda Muri Hari Krishna ... Director B.Gopal well known for his Mass flicks direct's this movie after thorough custmization to telugu nativity , Recent Sex Bomb Mallika Sherawat plays (the role that of the foreign gal ), coming from Mumbai want to make a documentary on "Sardar PapaRayadu", her grandfather being a cook at a jail loong back .. 
Producer Ambika Krishna is planning to bring HollyWood Graphic Aritistes to make Digital Imaging of Sr NTR for a cameo role for the Flash Back scenes ... 
Music Director Mani Sharma composes nine groovy tunes , the title song being again a mass song , " Rangula Santhi , Hangula Santhi .. Pongulu Isthava .. " a peppy number being canned on balayya babu in virgin foriegn locations of recently layed FootPaths in East Africa (as per our film reporter ) Muhurat Shot being shot recently with som e cool collegeates flirting and dancing in the suburbs of hyderabad and some shouting their hart throb hero "Chimpu Chimpu ... " ( Balayya's youthfulname in movie) , he is seen drinking "Kallu seesa" with Jr NTR climbing on a rock and bending behind ( one shud see RDB , to know what ballayya is trying to do ..) Although controversies from Blue Cross are heard for BGopal ordered several hundreds of monkeys for some vital scenes ...
Ambika krishna denied any such allegations .. 
Ambika Krishna arranged a press meet after the muhurat shot , where balayya expressed his confidence that film wud run 300 days in 300 centers all over world .. Hari krishna expressed his happiness for working with his entire family .. 
Jr NTR said he has been waiting for the right script and atlast they all cud do it .. B Gopal kept a low profile and wanted his work to speak , even Vijaya santhi left early and said she wud speak on 300 days celebrations

NBK FLU

Incredible Andrapradesh 



Government of Swarnandhra Pradesh
GO No C12/34-94/2006.
Hyderabad.



Reg: To all the viewers of Nandamuri Balakrisha Movies . 


Here the Govt.of Swarnandhra Pradesh has taken a decision for the viewers of Nandamuri Balakrishna .The decisions as fallows

1.Govt will not liable for the people, who will die after watching his movie. 


2.Newly married couple are strictly prohibited to watch his movie. Court will not provide them a divorce if they would have seen his movies earlier 6 months . 

3.Below 21 age are prohibited to watch his movies .if he would have seen his movie earlier 6 months then he will not allowed to get a seat in a reputed educational institutions. To track the people watching his movies ,each spectator will be marked on his buttock with heated iron round symbol as how buffalos are marked before entering in to theater. 

4.Age 45 and more are strictly prohibited to watch his movies . Organizations must take under taken letter from all the employees, and that letter must state that, if he watches his movies he will not be allowed to obtain his pensions after his retirement. 

5.Medical shops should not sell any poisons surrounding the areas where NBK?s movie is playing . Violators will be prosecuted.

6.Fashion designers are advised to not design any specials for NBK. 

7.The people watching NBK movies will be considered as untouchable now on. Now on wards Swarnandhra people are divided in to two groups such as ?Touchable? and ?Untouchable?. 

8.Strictly actions against NBK?S producers .They will be kept away from the Producers associations . Even they will not be allowed at temple steps to beg after the failures of their movies.

9.Travell agents are strictly warned especially for SUMOs , Quallis and Bulloaro . they are not allowed to give a rent for NBK movies .if they violate GO , their license and road permissions will be abandoned .

10.Special warnings to actresses, they should not act with NBK as a second wife role . if they play as a second wife role ,she will not be allowed to marry a virgin bachelor man in her real life . 

11.Triple star warnings to Script writers ,they are not allowed to use ?dynasty ? in telugu ? VAMSHAM? word for ever . If they violate this point ,the script writers ?vamsham? will be jailed as long as he is alive . 

12. Hotels ,restaurants and pubs are advised to not play NBK?s songs . They should consider the money the customers paying . They are requested to not disappoint any customer by playing his songs . 

13.Producers are strictly instructed ,they must not release the movie until and unless it is telecasted in Gemini,Etv and Maa Tv. 

14. Banks are advised that not to provide housing loans and vehicle loans to NBK fans . They must remember that the beneficiary ?s life is no longer safe after NBK ?s movie release . House has unanimously accepted the bill and will be affective from this mid night. This actions are taken on the statistic we are provided .

NBK flu is more pathetic then Bird flu.

Cheers Member of Swarnandhra

PART - II Starts

This week's Give Away

Most Dangerous Sports in the World

Base Jumping:

BASE jumping is similar to sky diving, except the jumps are made at lower altitudes, which increases the risk of injury or even death. BASE stands for the places jumpers of this caliber can leap from. The letters stand for: B=Buildings; A=Antennas; S=Spans (for example, bridges); and E=Earth (cliffs).

Dangerous for the simple fact that it’s all or nothing – if your parachute opens you’ll be fine, if it does’t you’re looking at certain death. A comprehensive study has revealed that since the first BASE jump around 30 years ago, 175 people have been killed. Anyone taking part in this sport is basically betting their life on whether a chute opens properly or not.

Cave Diving:

Being a diver is bad enough, what with the risk of decompression, which can cause failure of the spinal cord, brain and lungs. But diving in caves takes things to a whole other level. At depths of 100 feet in a pitch-black cave it’s incredibly easy to lose your bearings, have problems with your air supply – or even be eaten by some big, vicious creature. According to the Texas-based San Marcos Area Recovery Team, more than 500 people have died since 1960 while cave diving in Florida, Mexico and the Caribbean alone.

For those who’ve always dreamed of becoming explorers or scientists, cave diving offers both. Although it can be extremely dangerous to go deep into the depths of water within a cave, and there are some safer ways to participate in this sport.

Cheer leading:

Think cheerleading is all about cute uniforms and fun chants? Think again. Today’s competitive cheerleaders are athletes, training their bodies to push harder than ever before as more and more complicated stunts are performed. Because of the intense gymnastics utilized on many squads, the risk of injury becomes great. Cheerleading pyramids can present another danger. If a spotter isn’t paying attention or a cheerleader falls unexpectedly, there is no guarantee she’ll be caught. The pyramid need not be particularly high to present danger. In fact, the stunt the flyer performs may have as much to do with the danger involved as the height of the pyramid itself.

In the US, there were more than 20,000 reported injuries last year alone, making cheerleading the world’s most injury-prone sport in the world for women. In fact, the girls on the sidelines are more at risk of hurting themselves than the guys on the football field. Broken legs and spinal injuries are not uncommon. Don’t tell these hardcore girls that cheerleading isn’t a sport – they’ll eat you for breakfast.:D

 Surfing:

Surfing, especially the big waves, can be pretty dangerous. Don’t you think it is?

Motocross:

Once a boys sport, today’s Motocross includes both guys and girls. This isn’t a fun little bike ride through your local neighborhood. Motocross involves rough trails, lots of dirt and mud and some fellow riders who are out for blood. Helmets and protective gear are a necessity and even with those riders sometimes get injured.

The most dangerous motor race in the world is, without doubt, the Isle of Man TT event. In its 100-year history, this one race has seen more than 220 deaths. The race mainly involves trying not to die by falling off your bike and ploughing headfirst into a tree at ridiculously high speeds.

 Rock Climbing:

In this sport, climbers scale large rock faces. In rock climbing, you can climb up or across. Most climbers will also rappel back down after climbing to the top, which can entail risks of its own.

As well as getting up to wherever it is you want to go, you’ve got to be able to get back down, which is what makes this such a dangerous sport – it’s not too easy to get medical help when you’re 1,000 feet up and there’s nowhere to land a chopper. Bad weather can prove extremely hazardous, quickly causing frostbite or hypothermia.

These are the world’s dangerous sports in my view. Do you think something missing here? Any sport out there dangerous than these? Then why don’t you tell us what’s it and how dangerous it is? Just drop a comment or send them to us.:D

Cheetah Isn't The Fastest Animal in the World

The cheetah is the world’s fastest land animal, going from 0 to 70 mph (113 km per hour) in just 3 seconds. Even a Porsche 997 can’t accelerate that fast. Nevertheless, the cheetah is the fastest only in terms of absolute speed but they can’t maintain that pace for long. Pronghorn Antelope, the second fastest land animal and many other antelope species can easily outrun a cheetah over a long distance. The cheetah must catch an antelope in the first minute or less of the chase; after that the cheetah has to slow down but the antelope does not (there is sayings that fear have long legs).

Cheetah

Fastest Land Animals

1) Cheetah 70 mph (113 km per hour)

2) Pronghorn Antelope 61mph (98 km per hour)

3) Wildebeest 50 mph (80 km per hour)

4) Lion 50 mph (80 km per hour)

5) Thomson’s Gazelle 50 mph (80 km per hour)

Sailfish

Fastest Water Animals

1) Sailfish (Istiophorus platypterus) 68 mph (109 km per hour)

2) Swordfish (Xiphias gladius) 60 mph (97 km per hour)

3) Marlin (Makaira) 50 mph (80 km per hour)

4) Wahoo (Acanthocybium solandri) (47.88 mph 75.6 km per hour)

5) Yellowfin Tuna (Thunnus albacares) leaping 46.35 mph (74. 6 km per hour)

Fatest Air Animals:

Peregrine Falcon

Swifts can fly at 106 miles per hour (171 km per hour).

Peregrine falcons are averaging 25-34 mph (40-55 km/h) in traveling flight, reaching speeds up to 69 mph (112 km/h) in direct pursuit of prey, but can dive even faster – at impressive 242 mph (389 km/h) speed and easily catch the swift.

Conclusion: Cheetah is the fastest land animal, sailfish is the worlds fastest water animal and peregrine falcon is the words fastest air animal.  Do you think cheetah is fastest than the other two? Yes, of course cheetah maybe faster than sailfish but cheetah isn’t the fastest animal in the world. And answer to the question “who is the fastest animal in the world?” is: Peregrine Falcons(389 km/h).

The Biggest Mouth in the World

Think You’ve Got A Big Mouth? Check This Guy Out.

His name is Francisco Domingo Joaquim but he’s better known as “Chiquinho”. I don’t actually know what that means, but I’m sure it has something to do with the fact that his mouth is nearly 7 inches long.

As you can see from this photo, it’s so wide he can fit a soda can inside it… sideways.This is the awesome trick which leaded him to a Guinness World Record.

Chiquinho is one of the new entries in Guinness World Records 2011, with the world’s biggest mouth.

Amazing Miniature Weapons (Small or Tiny weapons)

More often than none, war inspires art. The deadly weapons have gained themselves a unique position in temporary art, ranging from imposing home ornaments to beautiful engraving patterns. You don’t have to be a serial killer to admire the delicacy and power of these miniature weapons listed below. They can be old school weapons like guns, cannons or anything.

World’s Smallest Working Revolver:

A product from the Swiss gunsmith SwissMiniGun was officially crowned the world’s smallest working revolver by Guinness World Records. Less than 2.2 inches long, this revolver has all the features of a real-sized gun,  and is powerful enough to kill you from short range. This tiny lethal toy is banned in the US.

Deadly Tiny Cannon:

As small as a finger nail, this cannon can make the most timid kid utter in awe for its cuteness. But don’t let its appearance fool you, this miniature cannon holds the power as fearful as that of the real one. With little gunpowder, a steel ball, and a cigarette to light the fuse, this tiny toy can dig a hole through a coke can, destroy a light bulb, or smash a glass mug into thousands of pieces.

Microminiature Tank:

Made of entirely gold, this tiny tank can rest on the open face of a sliced apple seed. It was created by Aldunin from Moscow as part of his microminiature art collection. The artist uses superglue, syringes, and toothpicks as his tools.

Microminiature AK-47:

It took 6 months for Aldunin to finish this microminiature masterpiece. This mini AK-47 is made of gold, and consists of 34 individual parts. It is so tiny that it can be housed comfortably inside the head of a matchstick.

16th Century British Wheel Lock Pistol:

This 1/6 scale 16th Century British wheel lock pistol was beautifully crafted by Xu Yan from China, a country where private gun ownership is prohibited. The gun consists of 56 separate parts. The pistol is complete with a presentation case and tools needed to load and fire the weapon.